No Name and Blag tackle the following issues:

1. My 9-year-old’s friend spilled juice on my computer and now I have to buy a new one. All his parents have done is make him apologize. Shouldn’t they offer to pay for it?
2. My girlfriend is 30 but you would never know by the way she eats. I cook well, but she only eats fruit snacks shaped like dinosaurs and mac ‘n’ cheese. Shouldn’t she be eating like an adult?
3. My fiance proposed to me with a designer ring, but I found out that he bought in on eBay from a failed relationship. Am I in the wrong to want a ring without that karma?

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